GLaDOS: I bet you think you're pretty clever, don't you? But consider your competition. The use of these materials is (1) exclusively noncommercial, (2) intended solely as parody, and not as an attempt to substitute for the materials in their. You've converted a nearly unbeatable hand into a victory.Ĭlaptrap: Why can't I get cards like that?Ĭlaptrap: Well, I'd like a second opinion on that. GLaDOS: Your question has activated my rarely used giggle center. GLaDOS: The robot from Pandora is out of chips.Ĭlaptrap: Darn it, I forgot to turn on my poker subroutine. GLaDOS: It appears you have lost all your chips. GLaDOS: Your hand has apparently been possessed by a marketing department. I'll see if I can isolate it.īrock: No bother, it's morse code. Williams' hand is fully functional and its nervous tapping appears to be induced by an outside force. Telltales Poker Night 2 is now officially and irrevocably unavailable for purchase, having recently been removed from Steam. I'm hoping you weren't expecting baked desserts because I don't do that anymore. GLaDOS: Brock Sampson if he doesn't leave this table. GLaDOS: I'm not very good at jokes, but here's one: What's yellow and black and red all over? GLaDOS: Brock Sampson has been eliminated. illuminating experiment.Īsh: You made that up just for the pun, didn't you? GLaDOS: Management froze me out of the lighting systems after I created a strobe effect to induce seizures in a bus full of freemasons. In any event, I'm upping the blinds to 1200 to 2400. GLaDOS: Did you know that the term 'blinds' was coined by a blind poker in the 19th century? Of course you didn't. The explosions turned out to be implosions which are much easier to contain. GLaDOS: (powers up) False alarm, everyone. Sam: You'd be amazed how many robots do that.īrock: And now she haunts the lifeless labs of Aperture Science performing inhuman experiments on anyone unlucky enough to fall in her mechanical clutches.Ĭlaptrap: What can I say? My boo loves her science. The way I hear it, when GLaDOS was plugged in, she went coo-coo bananas and wiped out the scientists that created her. 307,887 Achievements Earned 33,114 Players Tracked 18 Total Achievements 1,626 Obtainable EXP. Sam: You know, I've met a lot of robots, but I don't think I've come across one with trans-dimensional cell phone coverage.īrock: Yeah, well, that's the least of robot girl secrets.Ĭlaptrap: Is this about her DRAM fetish? 'Cause I'm totally cool with that.īrock: Not even close. Something or someone appears to be exploding back at the lab. GLaDOS: It's a mathematical certainty that 80% of you are going to lose tonight. GLaDOS: If I were actually killing you, there would be a lot more screaming. Take the fifth seat in Poker Night 2, at a table featuring Claptrap (Borderlands 2), Brock Samson (The Venture Bros.), Ash (Army of Darkness) and Sam (Sam and Max series). The good news is you appear to be evenly matched. This completes the first test of the contestants' poker faces.
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